This sport is a matter of Life and Death.

No, it's much more than that..

One Man,One Passion, One Life !

Michael Forever..

Vrooooom....

This post is for Michael Schumacher, the Best Pilot Born Ever..
He caught my attention back in 2001.. when i really started getting bored with all the attention grabbing techniques cricket was using.. and for god's sakes, only 11 cricket playing nations! Football was the immediate winner, Manchester United caught my fancy, and I have been a fan ever since.. The Beckham days, then the pair of Nistelrooy and Scholes... Rooney coming in.. Giggs always there... Ferdinand the tall bald wall.. and the ever sensational Ronaldo..
but, i lose sense of direction... its F1 which is the point here..
Michael Schumacher.
He drove like the king of the road, the God behind the wheel.. He drove, and nobody came close.. for all the things he did (damon hill, jacques vilneuve, senna), I loved him all the more... he wus ruthless on track... and a silent marauder off it.. U rarely see him in a public display of emotion ( but i saw a great vid where he cried in the press conf. when he equalled senna's record of 41 victories).. (and also one when he barged into mclarens pit aftr an accident with vilneuve).. and he had this ability to tell you whose daddy..
The domination years were over, n d new kid on the block took over... aka Alonso... you should really see the difference..Alonso's favorite pastime seems to be.. Crap and damn your team.. ur boss.. and bitch about them... On track, he is good though.. Not the same class as schumi, but as close as one gets.. i m sure he will go on to be a legendary driver..
The King (aka Rain King, Comeback King) has announced his retirement.. made me quite sad.. but it was coming..37 years old..7 championship..arguably the highest paid sportsperson on the face of the earth.. I am surprised he competed so long with the newer kids, almost 12 years younger!
You should see all the videos of his @youtube.. makes one cringe..almost... such glory. Can a man carry such glory? without an overburdened head?
Anyways.. something for you (and Mr. certain spaniard in blue n yellow, soon to be Black and chrome) to chew on..

35 reasons while Michael Schumacher is better than you.

1. Michael Schumacher does not have hair on his testicles. Hair does not grow on steel.

2. Michael Schumacher has counted to infinity. Twice.

3. When Michael Schumacher exercises, the machine gets stronger.

4. Michael Schumacher crossed the road; nobody dared question his motives.

5. Water boils faster when Michael Schumacher watches it.

6. Michael Schumacher does not block the track; he creates a new and more challenging chicane.

7. Newborn babies cry because they know they are entering a world where they will never be as good as Michael Schumacher.

8. Michael Schumacher does not read books. He stares them down until they give him the information he wants.

9. Michael Schumacher can divide by zero.

10. Michael Schumacher’s calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2. No one fools Michael Schumacher.

11. Michael Schumacher didn’t submit his own 35 reasons, because Michael Schumacher does not believe in any form of submission.

12. Michael Schumacher gets speeding tickets while taking his morning run.

13. Michael Schumacher uses only one chopstick.

14. Objects in Michael Schumacher’s rear-view mirror appear at their correct distances.

15. Michael Schumacher doesn’t have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.

16. If at first you didn’t succeed, you are obviously not Michael Schumacher.

17. Like a Russian doll, if you were to break Michael Schumacher open, you would find a smaller, faster Michael Schumacher inside.

18. When Damon Hill won the 1994 Australian Grand Prix after a collision with Michael Schumacher, Michael ran around the world at twice the speed of light, turned back time and gained his first world championship.

19. Michael Schumacher got his drivers license at the age of 16... Seconds.

20. When Michael Schumacher does push-ups, he isn't pushing himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.

21. Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Michael Schumacher pyjamas.

22. JR Tolkien's original draft of "The Lord of the Rings" featured Michael Schumacher instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 8 pages long, as Michael Schumacher kicked Sauron’s ass half way through the first chapter.

23. Michael Schumacher can slam a revolving door.

24. If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Michael Schumacher would ever race himself, he'd win. Full stop!

25. Michael Schumacher played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun -- and won.

26. Michael Schumacher did in fact, build Rome in a day.

27. Michael Schumacher can believe it's not butter.

28. When taking an exam, write "Michael Schumacher" for every answer. You will score 100%.

29. Michael Schumacher doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

30. The Bible was originally titled "Schumi and Friends"

31. Michael Schumacher invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Ralf Schumacher invented pink.

32. Michael Schumacher can judge a book by its cover.

33. Michael Schumacher has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 2002 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a picture of a cat from the game SNAP.

34. Michael Schumacher doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Michael Schumacher throws down!

35. On the back page of The Guinness Book of Records, it is written in small print that all world records are in fact held by Michael Schumacher and those written in the rest of the book are merely the closest anyone has ever gotten.

Thank You Schumi... I hope you had the time of your life..I know I had Mine..

Well well well..

Yep... here we are... after resisting for atleast a year, I finally decided to hell with it.. 
I am onto the Blog Bandwagon..
Am still not sure whether to tell all you folks about what goes on this head of mine..
most of what i say here will be "blasphemous" to you.. but my answer would be.. Fuck i care!!
I have come a long way.. these 21 years of my life have been..well... given me a lot. but there is alot to look forward to..
There have been good things, there have been better things.. I have stopped believing in 'bad'. that doesnt happen.. atleast not to me.. if u think 'bad' things happen to you, i wud say..think again..
I have come to terms with many things.. and many things are yet to fall into place..but fall they will...
So people.. although i m itchin to write a lot.. i wont.. atleast not yet..
try n be happy.. it will serve you well...
......God's First Post......